So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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