So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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