I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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