You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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