From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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