What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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