I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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