I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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