I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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