my soul wont recognize me after tonight
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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