Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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