): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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