no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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