C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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