Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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