i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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