Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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