finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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