fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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