if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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