the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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