Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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