So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
so much tequila, so little girl.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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