Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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