I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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