I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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