She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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