just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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