yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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