So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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