You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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