whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Randomize
