I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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