somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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