Are we in a gay sports bar?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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