is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He kissed a someone with a penis
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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