Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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