My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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