dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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