marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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