i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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