Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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