dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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