Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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