So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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