Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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