We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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