You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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