Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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