They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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