Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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