normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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